Name/Rank/Title: Begonias/On top/Queen of FUCKING everything!
Homepage: N/A
Means of arrival: I'm with MCI, I'm here to tell you about the Friends & Family program...
Location: My mothers womb.... DUH!
Comments: Sometimes I say WAY too much! "There is something WRONG with YOU!" is a phrase I hear often. But I like it here on my purple cloud.. you may join me.. but DONT touch me with your FEET!!!
Date: October 1st, 2001

Name/Rank/Title: Jason/King of Kersplakistan
Homepage: N/A
Means of arrival: How did I get here? Hell, I don't even know where "here" is!
Location: Duchy of Urnst
Comments: Though I am preoccupied considering the truest form of beauty, I still make time in my day to leave pointless messages on web pages. No, you don't have to thank me. I do it from a sense of civil duty, and an overdeveloped dementia.
Cheers!
Date: October 1st, 2001

Name/Rank/Title: Crystal/Low Level Peon of the computer industry/Mungsprout
Homepage: N/A
Means of arrival: I got really drunk last night, and when I recovered, I had this address tattooed to my forehead.
Location: Second star to the right, straight on till morning.....
Comments: Well basically I always have alot to say about nothing. This is no exception. There was once a little website about tech support foibles. I'd have more to say on this issue but AOL is calling and the hold music is corrupting my brain waves and oh look Cindy and Cody are here. Someone is giving me the shifty eyes so I have to go walk uphill both ways in two feet of snow barefoot. Let me put you on hold and I will check a resource for you.....
Date: October 1st, 2001

Name/Rank/Title: The Madd Hatter/Senior Lighting Shmuck/Harem Slave
Homepage: The Booth
Means of arrival: I got really drunk, and when I recovered, I had this address tattooed to my forehead.
Location: Here. *duh*
Comments: huh...you owe me a soda. *STILL* mmmMMMmmm Push this © (freckle) and it lights up, push this one and ... boom ...!
Date: June 20th, 1997

Name/Rank/Title: SaintSinner
Homepage: SaintSinner's Haven
Means of arrival: You told me to come here...
Location: NetScape mail...  *smile*
Comments: ahh...  love your pages ...  just here on other mission tonight though..  *smile* but will be back to read again a little later... take care Elizabeth....  
Date: January 4th, 1997

Name/Rank/Title: Fred/Marshall/Chrissy-Whissy
Homepage: Fossils
Means of arrival: I tripped over my cordless phone, blacked out and when I came to, I was here...
Location: The Inner Core
Comments: Hey! Where's the end?
Date: January 1st, 1997

Name/Rank/Title: Ziffnab/lesser demon/Second Prophet of the GWC
Homepage: Shit, I don't know
Means of arrival: I got really drunk, and when I recovered, I had this address tattooed to my forehead.
Location: Orple
Comments: liz, you buck-naked sun of a lesser goddess and hethen demon-conjurer!    jesus if'n ah ever figure a way outta dis page ah'll nail your colon to a tree an' then eat it for firewood.      (using an almighty spork 'course)
Date: December 27th, 1996

Name/Rank/Title: Pat/Major/Freak
Homepage: Squire's Freaky Paradise
Means of arrival: HELP!!! THEY'RE AFTER ME!!! Quick, let me hide under your desk!
Location: elsewhere... nowhere... somewhere... where did you say?
Comments: an absolutely stunning and invigorating display of wonderous talent, creativity, and genius... in other words, wow, cool, YEAH! Nice job Liz, yer an inspiration to us lesser beings :)
Date: December 25th, 1996

Name/Rank/Title: Nyneve/Vice-God/Glitter Queen
Homepage: All right, so I only manage other people's pages. Forgive me.
Means of arrival: I was chasing my cat down a rabbit hole...
Location: Errr...You mean this lovely section of cow-country I live in?
Comments: Well, lady with your pages scattered about like so many bits of watermelon after a Gallager stage show, it's taken me awhile to read your prose and poetry. However, it is, of course, a most wonderous combination of lovelyness and insanity. hmmm... just like you.
Date: December 21st, 1996