Microwaveable Links
~For when you want something quick and easy:
The Daily Planet Not what you think
Dilbert Need I say more?
Espresso Machine Yes, it's in Italian; I'm sure you'll figure it out, though
Ant City Take out some aggression!
Where is Jesus? Jesus is Waldo's homeboy
Llama Llama Duck What the duck?
Lost Frog P.S. I'll find my frog
Huh? For when you need...stuff.
Craymachine Mmm....cray!
Bitch, make me a sandwich! Self explanatory
Jesus Christ Action Figure “Go ahead...throw the first stone!”
Something This is really something...
The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator Get your wank on
God Hates Shrimp God hates shellfish, this I know...for the bible tells me so!
I Love Death Your life, in a nutshell
Poke the Bunny Self explanatory
Serial Killer or Computer Programmer? Find out if your liver is safe
The Kill Everyone Project “Genocide has never been this easy!”
Internet Simulator Self explanatory
AOL Translator A useful utility for communicating with pre-teen AOL users
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Of course
WildWatch Cams Spy on local wildlife
Spiderman Will Make You Gay Consider yourself warned
Icon's Story Finally, proof indisputable that video games are Evil
All Your Base Are Belong To Us! If you haven't seen this...where have you been?
Psychedelic Republicans Self explanatory
Weeeeee! Gonads and Strife!
Mittens and Snowdrop Here kitty kitty...
Laid Off Need a job? Join the club!


Appetizers
~Stuff you can really dig into...or just nibble, if you prefer:

Giant Microbes Give your loved one VD!
The Best Page in the Universe “Well that's just your opinion”
Zork Because enough time wasn't lost to this in the first place
Hitchhiker's Guide Games Well done!
The Cuddly Menace A Little Golden Book®
Kim Jong-il's LiveJournal Find out what the Axis of Evil is plotting next
Windows RG The Really Good edition
Spamusement “Cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines”
Engrish A crassic
Defend Your Castle Self explanatory
Nothing “All that you ever wanted in a concept...and less!”
KaleidoDraw Create a custom kaleidoscope image
Mr. Picasso Head For the grownup in you
The Matrix: Reloaded An abridged, brutally honest screenplay
Subservient Chicken For the control freak in all of us
The Demented Cartoon Movie Self explanatory
Orisinal A variety of pretty games
213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army Damn military—spoils all the fun!
Bloody Pingu Throw Disturbing, yet strangely addictive
I Love Egg Don't you?
The Viagra Prank Spam pushing discounted Viagra is, uhm, a growing problem
The Meatrix Take the red pill...
oo There are two...
Strongbad answers his e-mail Hilarity ensues
Trogdor! The video game
Tamagothi Be the envy of all your friends!
Science Fiction Cookbook What to serve when having an Ewok for dinner
So You've Decided to be Evil? “A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness”
Playstation 3 It's the wave of the future...

Full Course Meals
~Real substance:

Unicorn Jelly A brilliant and masterful tale of an alternate universe...
The Zoomquilt A collaborative art project
The Telephone Interactive Flash art
Minnim Master Mind Exercise your mind
Chronos Technologies, Inc. “Making tomorrow's history today”
It's the End of the World as We Know it An entertainingly presented history of doomsaying
Super String Theory Feed your brain!
Flashback A trippy, somewhat abstract animation
The D.M. Thraam Hallucinography Institute “Vast collections of otherworldly images”
Gender Dysphoria Be informed—it just might make you a better person

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